LMAO. chelsea handler going off on reese witherspoon
lmao ..this show gets me. they’re awesome
Oh, Jesus Christ…
After Lately this Sunday!
‘Reese Witherspoon ate my fries’
Sarah, Chris, and Jen (Twitter Stalker and other weird stuff)
Sarah: Did you get your backstage pass?
Chris: Yeah I got my back stage pass! If you got one, I got one.
Jen: What backstage pass?
Sarah: Oh, to the Foo Fighters! Dave Grohl hooked us up! Omg! If I would known, like I'm gonna be hanging out with Dave Grohl tonight, like I'm gonna wear...
Chris: (signals cut it out)
Sarah: I'm sorry Jen.
Jen: You got backstage passes to the Foo Fighters and you didn't tell me?
Chris: We only got them like 30/40 minutes ago, so, I have't not been telling you for like 30 or 40 minutes.
Jen: Where's mine I should have one.
Chris: Actually Dave gave specific orders to the talent department to NOT to give you one.
Jen: NO WAAAAY, Dave, no Dave would not do that.
Sarah: You're scaring him Jen, on twitter! You're a stalker.
Jen: I was tweeting him to get backstage passes! I don't…
Chris: You need to stop twittering him cause…
Sarah: TWEETING! Tweeting him!
Chris: Tweeting him… Or you're going to ruin it for all of us. See I told you, you were being crazy with that!
Jen: I'm not not being crazy, and NOT tweeting him is NOT the answer! And you look like Ragidy Anne, that's not the answer either. (walks away)
Chris: See! I! This is too much! Da wah, the fucking girls not here!
Sarah: Uhhh yes she is and I'm looking at her.
Chris: Ya, you're a girl and you don't know anything about rouge. It's for to make you look healthier! You're a fucking ass hole!
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